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Internet Sweeties
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Internet Sweeties
Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for wholesale electronics supplier a more intimate correspondence.
After months of virtual kinky-ness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe. Bunny arrived a little late.
One customer, a short, frail man with an eye android tablet pc patch, sat at the back of the cafe. "Are you Bob?" asked Bunny. "Yes I am," said Bob.
"Unbelievable!" Bunny exclaimed. "You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome."
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the cheap ebook reader most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map netbook bag of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
Genie: "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
Programmer: "Well, I am a programmer baby monitors and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs and let them ask sensible changes."
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

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